March 2012
100 posts
#first world problems.
I want more tattoossss.
how to not do homework 2.0
1. how to prepare for a pet octopus is NOT doing homework
2. tumblr is NOT doing homework
3. searching for recipes for your left over milk is NOT homework
4. researching the best way to freeze the tea biscuits you plan to make tomorrow is NOT doing homework
5. tumblr. is. not. doing. homework.
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I want an octopus. But I want a pet that I can cuddle. Maybe i can put the tank on my lap and pet him from in there.
yes. this seems like a solid plan.
that awful moment ...
when you accidentally text your group partner instead of your boyfriend.
an artist machine.: caught, thankful. →
anartistmachine.tumblr.com
if her hair were dark as raven
she would have flown by now
if her skin were white as snow
she may have already fallen
if her eyes were bright as stars
they might have died before I had seen them
if her breath came in waves
her tides might have already come in
if her lips were red as roses
manson, please come perform at my birfday party tooo.
“Johnny’s son Jack - whose birthday I’m gonna be performing at - was in the room and he actually played on the song too. It’s pretty cool,” shared Manson.
I WANT TO BE THAT KID.
Marilyn Manson + Johnny Depp? yes please.
“We are going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones. Most people are never going to die because they are never going to be born. The potential people who could have been here in my place but who will in fact never see the light of day outnumber the sand grains of Sahara. Certainly those unborn ghosts include greater poets than Keats, scientists greater than Newton. We know this because the set of possible people allowed by our DNA so massively outnumbers the set of actual people. In the teeth of these stupefying odds it is you and I, in our ordinariness, that are here. We privileged few, who won the lottery of birth against all odds, how dare we whine at our inevitable return to that prior state from which the vast majority have never stirred?”
—Richard Dawkins (via petallis)
How to not study 101
1. tumblr
2. talk to your tattoo artist
3. tumblr
4. make excessive amounts of tea
Less thinspo blogs.
More running.
